Pull up your breeches, strap on your cutlasses, dust off your black hearts, and swagger over to The Boat to help Kiss Machine plunder all the love from Valentine's Day.

That's right, me hearties, we're throwin' a pirate-themed anti-Valentines party to launch the second issue of Violet Miranda:
Girl Pirate.

On board our scurvy vessel, landlubbers can slake their thirst with some fine grog, while Peg-Leg and the Floozie play pirate songs and swashbuckling movies are screened.

Party favours and trivia abound!
Free booty to the best dressed pirate!

Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 8 pm
The Boat, 158 Augusta Avenue (Kensington Market), Toronto

Come on out or we'll send ya down to Davy Jones' locker!!!